Hi everyone!
I know its not my turn to blog either, but unlike andika i'm greedy for ACE points. So lets blog about the CIP event today!
(note: its not about the day its about the event)
It started with a convoy of troops in huge trucks chugging up the slope by the side of the camp. The door of the trucks popped open and out went.......
Soldiers? Course not!
Its the sweet old ladies from our good ol' old folk hom'.
Mr Krison gave an order, and on we marched to save these ladies.
Anyway MOST of us were paired up with one of the ladies before taking them to the drama centre for some drama. Some people were left with no partners so they were left standing by the side of the road, bewildered at the handsome men taking away their ladies ( me not included. ) *~_~* Exaggerated *~_~*
Passing our cards to them with love, (exaggerated) we walked on into the Drama Centre to watch some drama. First were the string ochestra and their dramatic stringed intruments which gave the old ladies a good start. * MAYbe. *
Next came ....erm i forgot? nvm then.
Anyway lets skip on to break.
Everyone got their partners out and started serving food. James & I took off the lids of the metal trays, revealing a wonderful sight of fresh carrot noddles and fried rice. Wonderful ain't it? We didn't even get a bite except for the greedy ones. No seriously, i swear i didn't take a bite at all! I SWEAR!!!!!!!
I put myself in charge of serving the drinks. At first it went a bit unsmoothly, cause I had to ask them what drink they wanted and adhere to their requests. After that was quite EZ, when i could serve the coffee and tea ( Coffee was more popular at first, and thats the trouble. U see, the coffee sugar and milk were not very easy to point out from the drink machine, and so...u know. After that luckily, more ladies decided to choose tea instead. ) and help them point out where the sugar and milk were.
When most of the ladies had already taken their food, Mr Krison appeared like an angel and said, you guyz can have some too ( or sumthing like that. )
Anyway following that i proceeded to get myself some tea. After drinking it up, i saw that there was no more milk left and no one had taken the initiative to open the extra can there. So me, being the saviour and SPP ( self proclaimed pro ), I took the can opener and opened it! WOW! Anyway if you think i'm boasting just ignore that sentence.
NOW WAS THE HORRIBLE PART!!!!!
Jia.......Hao decided to pour himself some condensed milk. He probably got the idea from Kai Sherng's milk tea or sumthing as his tea looked like pure condensed milk. He drank 1/4 of his cup and proceeded to be the idiot. He decided to pour THE OLD LADIES SOME TOO. ( Lets quote from my msn chat with Mr Krison. ***Stupid boy*** He was about to serve my partner some sweet milk too....... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then i arrived in time to be the saviour again, telling him THATS CONDENSED MILK YOU CRAZY FOOL ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE THEM DIABETES OR WHAT. Idiot eh? Anyway i saved the day. Jiahao left us to pour the milk back into the teapots. GRRRR...........
( Quoting from my msn chat with Mr Krison again: He'll have to donate his HSI kidney )
I hope Jia......Hao wasn't lying about haven't served any of the old ladies yet. If they die its his fault. XD ( dun blame me for Jia....Hao's stupid mistake. I wasn't in charge of the drink section at that time i think Wei Heng was. )
After that fateful incident, we were told to usher ourselves and the old ladies back into the drama centre. We watched a wonderful performance by the school choir and listened to some oldies 70's chinese songs. Lots of clapping here.
Following this was a skit of Liang Po Po. I watched this episode before in the real show so i'll narrate it if you didn't understand the plot. But, their acting was quite good so you should be able to understand.
Firstly came the Big Ear Hole. He was wearing a pink wig with money inside, and liang po po came by to borrow money. After 'arguing', 'chatting', 'whatever you call it' for sum time, they decided to take a photo of liang po po as the statement for borrowing money since she did not have any children of her own to be her scrapegoat. But, she couldn't stay still and so they decided to chunk her head in a photocopying machine to print her face out. HAHAHA.
Following that the Big Ear Hole and his assistant went to get something. Liang po po was left to her own devices and moving to examine the *signboard*, the sign dropped. OPPS. BIG MISTAKE EH>.< . Then as she picked it up to examine it BEH came by and saw her and scolded her lol. Then it repeated again, except the thing that dropped wasn't a lucky sign but a dagger. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
This time BEH ran up to grab it but liang po po thought he had evil intentions and swang it around and killed him. Assistant came by and got killed too XD. Then the weird boy came by and lolololol.
The police station part should be easy to understand enough. DA ER LONG - Big Ear Hole WU GUI WANG BA DAN - Turtle king pluck egg ( or sumthing ).
Anyway following that was what? ( I think i got the order of some things wrong but nvm. )
Lets skip to the end. The old ladies were told to answer a quiz on Hwa Chong. I can only remember one question- why are there only boys in hwa chong. Ans: cause hwa chong boy school lar.
After that, we tearfully said goodbye to the ladies.....so sad..... the end of a loving relationship HEY HEY JOKING ONLY XDXD.....
Well, thats my summary. I spend 45 min on it. Eating my dinner at 8 today XD. Mr krison gimme more ACE ok????
Regards,
Greedy ACE person
ZY.
P.S Jia....Hao make sure you donate your kidney if you have to. Or else i will dig it out of you XD.
